Let's get a little nasty shall we? Parenthood is really a wonderful vocation, but one can't ignore the disgusting part. Before you have kids, people rarely tell you about the gross stuff. You hear about ear infections and tummy aches. You may hear about something exotic (actually very common), like Hand Foot Mouth, which you will naively confuse with Hoof-Mouth disease. You may even expect that at some point you will be vomited on.
But you don't consider that you will be covered in vomit while your heart breaks for the little guy who is also covered in vomit, sitting in a bed pooled in the same disgusting stuff.
And those are the sick times. The gross stuff continues in the 'well times' also. Who else (other an parents) can expect to have a 2-year old bring them a brown-coated stinky index finger for cleaning?
No, it wasn't boogers.
Yes, it was today.
No, I still don't know why she had poop on her finger but I am pretty sure I know how it got there.
This week has been particularly bad for us with one child vomiting (I ducked) and another child with pinworms, but it is nothing compared to the ordeal of our licecapades back on Mother's Day.
Did I just say PINWORMS like it was nothing? Yes, I said it. WORMS. I am still squirming whenever I actually think of it. How does a child in a developed country even get those?
The little eggs are in the dirt. My daughter LOVES to play in the dirt. So then the thumb goes in her mouth as soon as she gets tired of digging. Those little eggs travel down into her tummy/intestines where they hatch (GROSS) and the little worms live in the intestines. It is just about the grossest NORMAL childhood issue. In fact the CDC reports that prevalence of pinworms in the 'under age 18' population is 50%. That means the half of all kids will get them at some time. ** If any of my friend's kids get them - sorry. Really, I am. Call me and I will buy you the treatment myself. It is not likely but of course it is possible. We treated everyone in our family with an over-the-counter remedy just in case.
Is it preventable? Sure. Especially if your kid isn't an independent-minded-digger-thumbsucker. For those of us who have kids who can't seem to keep their hands out of their mouths, the chance of infection will be greater.
So here we are, poop, vomit, worms, coughs and fever, all in a period of just a few days. We had been healthy for a really long time so I guess we were due a bad week. But this really is just another day in the life of a parent. The nastiness of this job takes nothing away from the awesomeness of this calling. We didn't sign up for kids because of the pay, or the glamour, or the ease.
We have kids because we are driven to do so by love.
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